The Land of Ten Thousand Thoughts

a realm of human imagination

It’s My Dice

To the tune of “It’s My Life” by Bon Jovi

This ain’t a song for the lucky rollers
There isn’t a prayer for the luckless tollers
I have just rolled yet another eighteen
I throw another fit
And then you hear me scream

It’s my dice
I think they’re evil
They must be possessed by the devil
When I roll my dice I pay the price
(It’s my dice)
Yet another fumble displayed
The GM said
I screwed up my day
When I roll my dice I pay the price
It’s my dice

This is for the ones who can’t reroll
The GM wont’ let me ‘cause he has no soul
My rolls are gettin’ worse every time they’re thrown
Luck ain’t even lucky
Got to get some new bones

It’s my dice
I think they’re evil
They must be possessed by the devil
When I roll my dice I pay the price
(It’s my dice)
Yet another fumble displayed
The GM said
I screwed up my day
When I roll my dice I pay the price
‘Cause it’s my dice

Better roll high when they’re calling you out
Don’t whine, don’t wait, baby, don’t look down

It’s my dice
I think they’re evil
They must be possessed by the devil
When I roll my dice I pay the price
(It’s my dice)
Yet another fumble displayed
The GM said
I screwed up my day
When I roll my dice I pay the price

It’s my dice
I think they’re evil
They must be possessed by the devil
When I roll my dice I pay the price
(It’s my dice)
Yet another fumble displayed
The GM said
I screwed up my day
When I roll my dice I pay the price
‘Cause it’s my dice!

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