“That’s an example of using your head as a limb.”
-RC

“As long as you can still do without don’ting.”
-RC

“One man’s garbage is another man’s trash.”
-Chris

DeAnna: “How can you do hyperspace speed on land?”
Jacob: “Just push the button.”

“Oh! I turn on my Force Field.”
-Moondragon

“Think about having a teleporting cat… much better than a non-teleporting football player.”
-Robert

“We’re here to steal the… oh, we probably shouldn’t tell you that.”
-Moondragon

“It has to be oriental garb; we don’t have peasants here.”
-RC

“We will return. Try not to stake us when we get back.”
-Void

“Whatever doesn’t kill you only leaves you bleeding and crying mommy!”
-RC

“Have you ever felt like you were being slept on by a cow?”
-Loren Wolfstar

“It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye… then hey, free eyeball!”
-T-Shirt seen at the mall

“Oh! It’s the reality show about fake stuff.”
-RC

“I was reaching down to pick up my shoe and it turned out to be Jared”
-Loren Wolfstar (and Jared is my cat)

“People aren’t necessarily stupid… there’s Garlic & Butter Ritz®.”
-DeAnna

“I’ve just been shooting the cats any time they’re even remotely cute.”
-DeAnna

RC: “I’m hungry.”
DeAnna: “How hungry?”
RC: “That grumbling was my stomach saying ‘feed me or I’ll eat your liver.’”

“He’s kicking your ass with both feet tied behind his back!”
-Swamp Stomper

“I have a trenchcoat and a badge. That’s my costume.”
-William Gray

“You’re not abnormal. You’re just a kind of normal most people aren’t.”
-RC

“I drop-kick black things in the dark.”
-Jeanne

“I like Steve Long’s write up for Squirrels. I just need to give them laser eyes or explosive acorns.”
-Super Squirrel

“I have a filthy car with a brand new shiny cow on it.”
-RC

RC: “Poor me… oww!”
DeAnna: “Poor meow?”

“You obviously haven’t analyzed your pine trees.”
-Andrea

“The only thing that counts in cyberspace is your intellect… and your typing skills.”
-DeAnna

“I have a dead French fry in my pocket.”
-RC

“I have headphones now… I’m unstoppable!”
-DeAnna

“I got $50 and an Awful Cigar.”
-Bucky (as Chi Omokage of Ninja Burger)

“Nothing says terror like cute and fuzzy little cuisinarts”
-RC

“Of course I’m gonna pay for the education; I have ninjas in my trees!”
-DeAnna

“Even doctors can get blowfish poisoning.”
-Bucky

“Just because you don’t use ice doesn’t mean you can bury it for other people to not use.”
-DeAnna

“What a cute little cat. I wonder what she’d look like with Q-tips in her ears…”
-DeAnna

RC: “Hey, Jacob. The Krispy Kreme ‘hot’ light is on. You know what that means?”
Jacob: “Yup! We’re having sugar for diner!!”

“Can’t you use the little cat sucker?”
-Loren Wolfstar

“This dead cat isn’t functioning!”
-Loren Wolfstar

“He’s currently torn between ‘f***ing cool!’ and “oh, sh*t.’”
-Duncan

“I say we kill the stick boy. No wait – I’m not that cruel. Let’s go hurt the stick boy… badly.”
-Descant

“I’m going to patrol for criminals who don’t have restraining orders against me.”
-Crystallis

“Crys’ new workout video: Buns of Quartz!”
-Dust Raven

“Do you like your face?”
-Crystallis

“Well, this guy’s going into a wall… and maybe a coma.”
-Crystallis

DeAnna: “What do you want?”
RC: “We want dinner.”
DeAnna: “What would you like?”
RC: “That would be telling. We want dinner… dinner… dinner…”
DeAnna: “You won’t get it!”
RC: By nuke or by cook… we will.”

“I’m looking that way because the wet is pretty and the sun hurts my head real bad.”
-DeAnna

“The sooner you get up and get dressed, the sooner you can go back to bed.”
-RC

“Jacob, do not pet my cheese.”
-DeAnna

“I can’t purr with my mouth open!”
-Christine

“Give me 16 points of experience and I’ll do whatever you want me to do!”
-Shane

“Excuse me, Mr. Huntsman…do you realize you’re being fanatical?”
-Whispering Death

“That bitch hit me with a jet! …wait, that bitch hit me with my jet!”
-Quasar