A song parody to the music of “All She Wants to do is Dance” by Don Henley

They’re picking up their pencils and creating their PCs

And all they want to do is game, game
Gamers been gamers, it’s just like a disease

And all they want to do is game, game
A keg of Mountain Dew, the local drink

And all they want to do is game, game
Til they’re so completely wired, they simply cannot think

And all they want to do is game, game
Crazy people sitting around with the motto “play or die”

And all they want to do is game, game
Wild-eyed rulebook wavers who look ready to cry

And all they want to do is

All they want to do is game

Til they’re insane

Someone bring the chips, and plenty of dips

They’re wanting romance

They’re wanting action

And all they want to do is

All they want to do is game

When the GM bugs the bathroom at the weekly hoster’s house

And all they want to do is game, game
To keep the PCs from plotting how this scenario to louse

And all they want to do is game, game
But that don’t keep the players from sneaking a trick or two

And all they want to do is game, game
They still take on an army when a single duel’ll do

And all they want to do is

All they want to do is game

Til they’re insane

Well they wrapped up that scenario as the sun came up that day

As they headed out the front door, they could hear the GM say

She said, “Next week’s game’s at my house”

And if they’re gonna show

They’d better bring her chocolate

Cause all they want to do is game
Til they’re insane

Someone bring the dice, and a bag of ice

They’re wanting combat

They’re wanting intrigue

And all they want to do is

All they want to do is game

All they want to do is game

Til they’re insane

All they want to do is game