To the music of “I’m a Bitch” by Meredith Brooks

I hate the game today
It’s not good for me I know but I will play
Tried to tell you but you at me like maybe that I have an open mind
Tolerant and kind

Your character just died
You must have been upset to see your hero fried
I can understand how you’d be so pissed off
But I sit and scoff
I’m a mighty evil deity
So take it all in stride

Chorus:
I’m a god, I’m the devil
I’m a fiend, I’m betrayal
I’m a monster, I’m a creep
To me you all are sheep
I’m your hell, I’m your bane
Forever I will reign
You know you wouldn’t want me any other way

So suck it up you toad
Don’t look at me like maybe you’ll explode
I assure you you should take your own advice
When I’m rolling all these dice
Tomorrow you may live
But today’s a different show

Chorus

Just when you think you’ve got it figured out
You can’t help but losing
I think it’s cool
You try and you try
But it doesn’t matter

Chorus

I’m a god, I’m an troll
I’m a demon with no soul
When you hurt, when you suffer
I am filled with laughter
You’ve been duped, You’ve been taken
You like it now and then
You know I wouldn’t want it any other way