A song parody to the music of “All She Wants to do is Dance” by Don Henley
They’re picking up their pencils and creating their PCs
And all they want to do is game, game
Gamers been gamers, it’s just like a disease
And all they want to do is game, game
A keg of Mountain Dew, the local drink
And all they want to do is game, game
Til they’re so completely wired, they simply cannot think
And all they want to do is game, game
Crazy people sitting around with the motto “play or die”
And all they want to do is game, game
Wild-eyed rulebook wavers who look ready to cry
And all they want to do is
All they want to do is game
Til they’re insane
Someone bring the chips, and plenty of dips
They’re wanting romance
They’re wanting action
And all they want to do is
All they want to do is game
When the GM bugs the bathroom at the weekly hoster’s house
And all they want to do is game, game
To keep the PCs from plotting how this scenario to louse
And all they want to do is game, game
But that don’t keep the players from sneaking a trick or two
And all they want to do is game, game
They still take on an army when a single duel’ll do
And all they want to do is
All they want to do is game
Til they’re insane
Well they wrapped up that scenario as the sun came up that day
As they headed out the front door, they could hear the GM say
She said, “Next week’s game’s at my house”
And if they’re gonna show
They’d better bring her chocolate
Cause all they want to do is game
Til they’re insane
Someone bring the dice, and a bag of ice
They’re wanting combat
They’re wanting intrigue
And all they want to do is
All they want to do is game
All they want to do is game
Til they’re insane
All they want to do is game
